Hellraiser

I get further in the Halloween mood with Hellraiser, which respawns the franchise Clive Barker began with his novella, The Hellbound Heart. It's ready to haunt you on Hulu now. 

As with the other films, this one revolves around the Cenobites, a band of demonic sadists. "Demons to some, Angels to others" as their leader Pinhead (Doug Bradley) proclaimed in the first film. They show up whenever someone opens up a cursed puzzle box. This time, Pinhead (going by Barker's preferred name, The Priest) is played by Jamie Clayton and she has such sights to show Riley (Odessa A'zion).

Riley and her boyfriend Trevor (Drew Starkey) find the puzzle box in an abandoned warehouse. She solves it and narrowly avoids getting a customary blade through the hand. The Cenobites want blood and settle on her brother Matt (Brandon Flynn). She and her friends get on the case. It all leads to the seemingly abandoned mansion of Roland Voight (Goran Višnjić), the evil rich man who last had the box.

David Bruckner (The Night House) visualizes a script by Ben Collins & Luke Piotrowski. What can I say about it? The human characters were average for the most part. That made the first act a slow crawl until Riley and Trevor meet Serena (Hiam Abbass), Roland's former lawyer. Incidentally, she's the most sympathetic of the supporting cast. Riley is quite sympathetic with her goal of finding Matt. That makes her friends' repeatedly insisting she dispose of the box grating. It almost felt longer than its 121 minutes.

The Cenobites overshadow their prey with gusto. Their grotesque visages designed by Josh Russell's makeup team are just as memorable as their original counterparts. Clayton as The Priest is the cast's overall MVP. The Priest's soft voice cuts like a knife as she outlines her plans for her victims. She makes the most of her limited screentime. The same goes for her fellow Cenobites, who have such appealing names as The Gasp (Selina Lo) and The Chatterer (Jason Liles). Although I found much of the supporting cast average, the pain the Cenobites subject them too is nothing less than horrific. That is, except for Voight and his mole (a legitimate twist), which was simply karma.

There's some strong production design and visual effects on display. They go together perfectly when reality opens up to reveal the Cenobites' dimension. You'll feel as distorted as the cast when the Cenobites come calling. It's equally unnerving when their Overlord, Leviathan, comes calling. It's a stunning sight as chain-bound victims are dragged up to meet it; Christopher Young's classic theme (as reorchestrated by composer Ben Levett) adds to the grandeur.

Hellraiser is not for the squeamish. Then again, what Clive Barker work is? Its slow plot is perked up by its demonic villains and unnerving tension. I don't know how it holds up to the originals, but it was a decent film on its own right. Hurry up if you're in the Halloween mood. If not, there's plenty of other films (some family-friendlier) now on streaming to choose. I don't have time to review them all. It's almost time to hand out candy.

Werewolf by Night

 As opposed to Werewolf in the Afternoon with George?

I shouldn't waste a lot of words with Werewolf by Night. It's only 53 minutes, making it the shortest film I'll get to cover so far. In it, Marvel spotlights one of its most obscure superheroes. It's on Disney + now, and with Halloween tomorrow, the clock is ticking.

Ulysses Bloodstone, champion monster hunter, is dead. His widow Verussa (Harriet Sansom Harris) summons five of the best monster hunters for a competition. Their goal is to claim the family's eponymous MacGuffin and slay the dreaded Man-Thing that holds it, thereby becoming the new top monster hunter. Elsa Bloodstone (Laura Donnelly) is the event's unofficial competitor. Official Competitor Jack Russell (Gael Garcia Bernal) is actually the Werewolf by Night. He has to keep it secret, or the others will hunt him too.

Michael Giacchino's lush score, Maya Shimoguchi's production design and Zoe White's black-and-white cinematography make it an appealing homage to Universal's Monster films. They're so committed to the aesthetic they even have cigarette burns for reel changes. There's plenty of violent mayhem obscured by the monochrome, especially when Jack goes Werewolf at the end. The Bloodstone's glow stands out as the only bit of color for most of the film. 

Giacchino also gets to direct here. He visualizes a tight story by Heather Quinn and Peter Cameron. You'll get the gist of this TV Special in no time. Jack and Elsa are fairly likable protagonists, but most of their competition (save for Kirk Thatcher as the Scottish Jovan) are unremarkable. Verussa is at her creepiest at the climax. The best character is the Man-Thing, aka Ted, a sympathetic plant monster who just wants to live in peace. Ted is portrayed with some impressive motion capture by Carey Jones, while editor Jeffrey Ford voices him.

Marvel's Werewolf by Night is an impressive monster film unbound by its heroic predecessors. There's no end credits scene you have to stay tuned for. It makes for quick and easy Halloween viewing. At least, it's easier than the other film I decided to watch today. It had such sights to show me. Meanwhile, see this film if you want to know how much mayhem Marvel can muster on TV.

Black Adam

 Welp, Shazam's not coming for Christmas. He'll have to face the Fury of the Gods in March. Before that, meaning now, his archnemesis Black Adam headlines his own movie with Dwayne Johnson as the now-antihero. Let's see how this works. 

Teth-Adam was a slave in the Middle Eastern nation of Kahndaq. The Council of Wizards gives him the power of Shazam, which he uses to go on a vengeful rampage. They seal him away after that. He's released in modern times to battle the evil Intergang, who occupy Kahndaq as they search for the Macguffin, the Crown of Sabbac. The people of Kahndaq are grateful for his return. The Justice Society doesn't take kindly to his killing bad guys. He doesn't consider himself a hero, but he'll gladly kill anyone who opposes him. We'll see how he becomes a nobler anti-hero over the course of 124 minutes.

Johnson's Jungle Cruise director, Jaumet Collet-Saura, visualizes a script by Adam Sztykiel, Rory Haines and Sohrab Noshirvani. This is a visual movie full of shocking villain deaths and spectacular superpowers. The former is epitomized by Black Adam's rampage once he's set free. The latter is epitomized by the Justice Society, which consist of Hawkman (Aldis Hodge), Cyclone (Quintessa Swindell), Atom-Smasher (Noah Centineo) and Doctor Fate (Pierce Brosnan). Their dazzling superpowers are complimented by their attire designed by the duo of Kurt and Bart. Now that I think about it, the overall tone is somewhat uneven. But it's still a great looking film. It's also a great sounding film when you factor in Lorne Balfe's grand score.

The actual script is pretty decent. A lot of its heavy exposition is in the prologue, though it's not that heavy. Once that's done, the plot moves pretty quickly. I'd say it's a half-hour by the time the Justice Society gets involved. There's an interesting twist about Adam's history that I didn't allude to. His protestations that he's no hero take a legitimately tragic turn once the twist hits. Sure, it raises some questions about when Shazam alluded to him, but I get their intentions. The film heavily favors heroes willing to kill, though it gives the no kill heroes a fair shake. One might find the basic plot too familiar, but I found it anything but boring.

It helps that Johnson is compelling as Adam. He's much kinder than he thinks he is. His time with Adrianna Tomaz (Sarah Sihi), the resistance fighter who released him, and her family, gives him that much needed humanization. It pays off when he relinquishes his power at one point. It's satisfying once he commits to using his destructive power on those that truly deserve it. The Justice Society, meanwhile, have great chemistry with each other and Adam. Marwan Kenzari is fine as Ishmael, the duplicitous leader of Intergang and the later host of the demon Sabbac. Perhaps the biggest standout is the guest star in the mid-credits scene. My screening erupted in applause once he showed up.

Black Adam was introduced in the comics as Shazam's opposite. But this film makes him a compelling independent antihero. That's enough to make me anticipate his cinematic future. Let's hope he'll meet Shazam, even for a chat. For now, let's hope that Shazam: Fury of the Gods sticks to its current date. This film makes me anticipate that one more than ever.

Amsterdam

 Long ago, David O'Russell assured us that "some of this actually happened" in his film, American Hustle. His newest film, Amsterdam, bluntly tells us "A lot of this actually happened." You might ask "what happened?" after watching it. 

It's 1933 and Roosevelt is in office. Burt Berendsen (Christian Bale) is a war veteran who specializes in patching up fellow vets. He and his war buddy Harold Woodsman (John David Washington) are excited that their old General, now-Senator Meekins (Ed Begley Jr.) is speaking at their regiment's reunion. But they never expected to be reunited with the man's corpse. Meekins is dead, most likely murdered, and somebody's responsible. That's what his daughter, Liz (Taylor Swift), wants to find out. But then she's pushed into traffic and the guys are accused of it.

They turn to their mutual friend and wartime nurse, Valerie Voze (Margot Robbie). They spent the best years of their lives in Amsterdam (which explains the title). But they have quite a bit to unravel in New York. Our heroes slowly realize the Meekins' deaths are part of the real-life Business Plot. Only the "cooperation" of fellow vet Gil Dillenbeck (Robert De Niro) can root out the conspirators.

Its story is its biggest mystery. We have a real-life conspiracy and an assassin (Timothy Olyphant) & two cops (Matthias Schoenarts and Alessandro Niva) chasing our heroes. But the heavies are barely there to pose a threat. The film stops dead right when the guys go running for their long wartime back story. A major revelation is reduced to another flashback instead of real time. Its often-meandering exposition is liable to make one zone out. Burt's strained relationship with his wife Beatrice (Andrea Risenborough) is delegated to tell, not show. Its ending is so rushed that you'll feel little when Burt talks about appreciating the little things in life. You're bound to feel its 135-minute runtime before long.

It's not a complete loss. The main trio have some good chemistry together, which made the flashback tolerable. Burt's screwball antics are amusing, and Harold is a fine sane man. You'll be jolted once you realize the truth behind Valerie's supposed neurological condition and that her brother, Tom (Rami Malek), is a conspirator. An imagine spot of hers at the end is as funny as it is shocking. Michael Shannon and Mike Myers have some fun bits as our main trio's benefactors, while Chris Rock makes the most of his limited screentime as Milton, another of Burt and Harold's army buddies. 

The technical aspects are also commendable. The production and costume designs create a visually appealing manifestation of old New York. The makeup department have their own striking contributions: war wounds, Burt's disheveled look and his patchwork faces for fellow vets. The film maybe overlong, but editor Jay Cassidy deserves some kudos for that imagine spot. It's all set to a memorably whimsical score by Daniel Pemberton that would fit right in a Wes Anderson film.

Amsterdam wants to be a screwball mystery and a sentimental drama. It can't pull off that juggling act, but it tries. The conspiracy plot is its most fascinating aspect, especially when it introduces Dillenbeck's inspiration, Gen. Smedley Butler. It's still quite amusing, and its main trio is likable. See it if you want. But I suggest you read about the actual plot as soon as possible. It's quite a read.

Lyle, Lyle Crocodile

 It's rare that I get to see a film on its Day Zero. I've reviewed a few (Dune, Prey), but that averages about once a year at most. I add one more with Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile, the film version of Bernard Waber's children's books. Let's see if and how this crocodile rocks.

Hector P. Valenti (Javier Bardem) is a mediocre song-and-dance man hoping to make it big. He needs a new partner and finds it in Lyle, a crocodile who can only vocalize in song (via Shawn Mendes). Hector bets everything on Lyle's debut performance. But Lyle has stage fright, and the act is a bust. Hector skips town and leaves Lyle at his Victorian brownstone.

The Primms eventually move into the brownstone. Son Josh (Winslow Fegley) finds Lyle in the attic, and, after the initial shock, they become pals. The same goes for dad Joe (Scoot McNairy) and stepmom Katie (Constance Wu). Lyle's influence helps the Primms get over their insecurities. Hector even moves back in, and they agree to share the brownstone. The aptly named Mr. Grumps (Brett Gelman) isn't that neighborly and wants them gone. The Primms need to show off Lyle's singing talent somehow. An American's Got Talent knock-off might help.

It's a decent kids movie directed by Will Speck and Josh Gordon. Its best gags involve Lyle's crocodilian nature and naive bumbling. Its cringiest jokes include an overlong dumpster diving scene. The songs by Pacek and Paul are sufficiently entertaining. There's an impressive oner during the musical prologue as Lyle and Hector dance all around the brownstone. Josh and Lyle bonding is nice, but Lyle meeting Hector is charming. It's not a revolutionary story but it gets the job done for 100 minutes.

It helps that there's a good human cast. The highlight is Bardem, who is clearly having fun as the eccentric Hector. You'll pity him even when he lets down Lyle, which he does twice. Mr. Grumps is quite goofy as he coddles his cat, Loretta. But his unneighborly attitude makes him hateful rather than entertaining. It was quite cathartic to see Grumps go down at the end. Fegley is compelling as Josh, while Wu and McNairy are likable as Katie and Joe.

Lyle was visualized with some good CGI. He looks and feels like a real-enough creature. His face talks so much when, for example, animal control corners him. His despair in his subsequent zoo enclosure is palpable. Similarly, Loretta is quite an emotive CGI cat. I'm sure she was portrayed partially by a practical cat, but it's hard to tell. You'll love her kittenness even if you're a dog person. 

Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile is sure to rock many a kid's afternoon. Its story isn't emotionally heavy, and its humor certainly skews younger. Adults may get a kick out of it whether or not they grew up with the books. I didn't; I don't even remember the 1986 animated TV special. I'll certainly remember this crocodile and his hijinks now. I'm sure you will too once you see it. You might never know a better time this month.

Hocus Pocus 2

How about for something fun?

That something is Hocus Pocus 2, the sequel to Disney's 1993 supernatural cult classic. A lot has changed since the witchly Sanderson sisters - Winifred (Bette Midler), Mary (Kathy Najimy) and Sarah (Sarah Jessica Parker) - haunted the cineplexes. They now take to Disney Plus to run amuck, amuck, amuck ...

Moving on ...

It's Halloween in Salem. Becca (Whitney Peak) celebrates her birthday with her BFFs, Cassie (Lilia Buckingham) and Izzy (Belissa Escobedo). It usually involves a bunch of, well, Hocus Pocus. But since Cassie now has a boyfriend, a doofus named Mike (Froy Gutierez), Becca and Izzy will have to do it alone. They get a special candle from Gilbert (Sam Richardson), their local magic shop guy. It's a Black Flame Candle, like the one that brought back the Sandersons last time, and sure enough, this one does too.

The Sandersons set out to steal the lifeforces of Salem's kids. They also plot to take revenge-by-proxy on Mayor Traske (Tony Hale), Cassie's dad and a descendent of the Reverend who drove them out of Salem. That involves casting a spell so dangerous that not even their living spellbook will let them read it. Becca and Izzy have to save Salem and reconcile with Cassie tonight. It's a bit easier since Becca is coming into her own witchly powers.

The stars are much older, but they haven't lost their charms. Midler, Najimy and Parker are having as much fun now as they did then as the laughably wicked coven. Their rediscovering the modern world (including a Sandersons costume contest) provides much hilarity. They're legitimately terrifying when they need to be, though. They also get some surprisingly endearing sisterly bonding time. Anyone who didn't grow up with the first movie will get their appeal in no time.

 

The film's prologue helps out a lot. Taylor Paige Henderson as young Winnie perfectly nails her older counterpart as she storms through Salem after rejecting an arranged marriage. One that even the Reverend (also Hale) and the arranged match are legitimately grateful that she did. It turns sufficiently dramatic when she and her sisters run off into the woods and meet their "Mother Witch" (Hannah Waddingham), who makes the most of her one scene. It's a strong distillation for what we're in for.

The film's actual protagonists are quite likable. Becca and her BFFs are put through a compelling arc as they reconnect. You'll be on edge as they try to outmaneuver the Sandersons. You'll cheer for them when they share in Becca's magic. Their final scene together is so nice when they walk a familiar walk. Gutierez, Hale and Richardson are delightfully goofy supporting players. Richardson shares his best scenes with returning zombie Billy Butcherson (Doug Jones).

I saw the first film back when it was new in theaters. Its opening aerial shot is such a vivid memory. That experience is perfectly replicated by Elliot Davis's similar opening shot. His cinematography gives the film's spooky locales their edge. The Sandersons' magical powers are both practical and CGI wonders. Mary's magical roombas make for the film's funniest surprise. Gilbert's flashback to the Sandersons' first defeat seamlessly blends new footage with the first film. John Debney's score is just as grand as his work on the first film. The Sandersons even get two musical numbers that'll make you yearn for a Broadway musical (like one that just got announced).

This is a good way to start the Halloween season. I haven't thought of Hocus Pocus that much in my adult life. But its sequel suddenly stirred some nostalgia for that movie. I'll bet Hocus Pocus 2 will work that spell on you whether you watched its originator yearly or not. Press play and find out. 

Blonde

 Marilyn Monroe was easy on the eyes, but her new biopic, Blonde, isn't. She suffers through nearly three hours of tragedy and abuse. Then there's the stuff that earned it an NC-17 rating. Shockingly enough, it's not that much of a slog to sit through.

Let me explain.

Andrew Dominik (The Assassination of Jessie James by the Coward Robert Ford) wrote and directed this adaptation of Joyce Carol Oates's fictionalized biography of Monroe (which also inspired a far tamer miniseries in 2001). Monroe - real name Norma Jeane Masterson - is played here by Ana de Armas. To cut to the chase, de Armas is why the film isn't a slog. She nails Marilyn's signature voice and never lets the audience lose their sympathy of her. That's essential for what she goes through.

In 1933, Norma Jeane lives with her abusive mother, Gladys (Julianne Nicholson). Norma Jeane is sent to an orphanage after Gladys tries to kill her one night. One montage later, she's Marilyn Monroe, famous model and soon-to-be movie star. She finds an open relationship with Charlie Chaplin Jr (Xavier Samuel) and Edward G. Robinson Jr (Evan Williams). She marries Joe DiMaggio (Bobby Cannavale), who abuses her, and later Arthur Miller (Adrien Brody), who's a bit condescending. All the while, Norma Jeane longs for her father (Tygh Runyon), whom she only saw a picture of as a girl.

Her father frequently writes to her throughout the film. His letters give her some needed hope. What else is there? She is raped by some prominent men, one of whom is JFK (Caspar Phillipson). Let's say the latter scene earns the film its rating. She also has an abortion they won't let her back down from. She grows disconnected from her real and fictional selves. Overall, the world overpowers her and her audience. A climactic twist concerning her father's letters is a punchline to a cruel joke. 

Dominik renders Marilyn's life as nightmarish. Gladys and Norma Jeane's escape from the Griffith Park Fire is apocalyptic. The premiere of Some Like It Hot is a delirious blur save for Joe E. Brown's last line. People crowd around like maniacs as they watch Marilyn film The Seven Year Itch. We also get some auditory scares, including an imagined conversation with Marilyn's second unborn child. Kudos to cinematographer Chayse Irvin and the sound team. On a lighter note, the film perfectly recreates the Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend number from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes so well I thought it was an actual film clip.

Marilyn finds some happiness with her husbands and lovers. Keyword, some. I'll take them as victories over the trauma conga line she endures in Blonde. Its star saves the film from being a miserable experience. Instead, it's a somewhat indifferent experience. But the climactic twist irks me the more I think about it. It's in theatres and Netflix now; anyone curious about it is welcome to the challenge. It's not for the feint of heart.

Don't Worry Darling

 Don't Worry Darling, it's only a movie.

This is perhaps the most anticipated film of the month. It's gotten a lot of press for having Harry Styles in top billing and his relationship with director and co-star Olivia Wilde. It also has a relatively secret plot involving dangerous suburbia. As Chris Pine's sinister Frank says, "I'm curious to see where [they're] going with this." 

Your curiosity shall be rewarded.

It's the 1950's. Alice (Florence Pugh) and Jack Chambers (Styles) live in the town of Victory, run by the aforementioned Frank and his "Victory Project." What is the Victory Project? It's so important that Jack can't explain what it is. He and his fellow workers head off to the desert each day while their wives live in luxury. The only caveat is that they can't leave the city limits.

One of Alice's neighbors, Margaret (KiKi Layne), kills herself in front of her. But the VP guys tell Alice that Margaret tripped off the roof and lived. That and a few other occurrences lead Alice to question her reality. Meanwhile, Jack moves up the corporate ladder and he doesn't want Alice to make him look bad. The VP guys will do anything to keep their super-secret project super-secret. Alice has to find her way out of Victory on her own.

Shane and Carey Van Dyke (grandsons of Dick) share screen story credit with Katie Silberman, who wrote the film's actual screenplay. The film takes time in crumbling Alice's sense of reality; it's fitting that her first clue is a carton of yolkless eggs. Alice's hallucinations - and actual trauma - are legitimately creepy moments. The actual nature of the Victory Project makes all too perfect sense. It's not just in what it is, but what kind of men the VP guys really are. It's a bit overlong - apparent when Jack shows off some awkward dance moves at a VP party - but it buckles when Frank's yes-wife Shelley (Gemma Chan) turns on him with nary a clue. 

Pugh as Alice is compelling all the way through. It's fun to watch her initially happy life with Jack. We're as perplexed as she is as she confronts her crumbling reality. We're invested as she finds the means to escape her suburban nightmare. Styles as Jack is fairly likable through most of the picture. Once the twist hits, we realize how pitifully narrowminded he is. Pine is charismatic as Frank and Timothy Simmons is perfectly callous as VP's shrink Dr. Collins. Wilde's character Bunny is a good confidant for Alice whom we pity by the end. 

Victory is a special kind of town. It's so alluring and so perfect you'll be creeped out before the twist hits. That's how Katie Byron's production design rolls. The characters wear some dazzling period attire visualized by Arianne Phillips. But the red jumpsuits worn by VP's goons will sear into your mind. Matthew Libatique's surreal imagery is sure to bring back memories of his work in Black Swan. Editor Alfonso Goncalves shines during the finale when Alice fights her way out of Victory. It's all set to a perfectly unnerving score by John Powell.

Don't Worry Darling is an entertaining suburban nightmare. It's an intriguing mystery film visualized with outstanding technical flair. Its lead character will keep you captivated even when the story drags. At least it's only 123 minutes and not any longer. I'll leave you to decide where to see it. My theatre screening didn't aim its projector all the way on the screen. That left me with most of, but not all, of the big picture. Hopefully you'll have better luck if you choose the small screen option.

The Woman King

 The Woman King seems like a familiar story with historical women. That doesn't change the fact that it's a compelling action film about historical women. Let me explain why.

The aforementioned women are the Agojie, the all-female fighting force of the Dahomey Kingdom in present-day Benin. Their enemies are the Oyo Empire, who collaborate in the slave trade with the Europeans. As the film opens, General Nanisca (Viola Davis) leads her fellow Dahomey Amazons (as they're also called) to liberate Dahomey captives from Oyo slavers. The Dahomey and the Oyo look ready for war, so Nanisca has to train some new Agojie. 

Our heroine is Nawi (Thuso Mbedu), a girl dumped at the palace by her father after she rejected far too many suitors (none of whom were nice). She is recruited into the Agojie by Nanisca's right-hand warrior, Izogie (Lashana Lynch). Her rebellious spirit infuriates the disciplined Nanisca. Nanisca, meanwhile, looks to persuade King Ghezo (John Boyega) to end the Dahomey's own slave trade. They'll have to hurry as Oyo's General Oba (Jimmy Odukoya) draws ever closer.

Gina Pryce-Bythewood (The Old Guard, The Secret Life of Bees) realizes a screenstory by Dana Stevens and Maria Bello. It has a romantic subplot between Nawi and Malik (Jordan Bolger), a Dahomean-Portugese man who can't abide with the slave trade like his friend, Santo (Hero Fiennes Tiffin), does. It's an ok subplot as Malik is a fairly likable man. There's a twist concerning Nawi and Nanisca that you'll realize well before they do. The denouement is quite familiar to anyone who's seen Mulan. It's got quite a few surprises waiting for you (including the Agojie's answer to the Oyo's demands). 

It helps that it has a strong ensemble. The Agojie are believable sisters-in-arms on and off the battlefield. We feel it right away as they mourn a fallen comrade from the opening battle. Izogie even greets a young onlooker as they return home. They further bond in sisterhood during the arduous training. The film efficiently gets Nawi into their sisterhood once it shows her established life. Her innovative thinking helps rout the Oyo. Nanisca's methods are harsh, but what she's experienced is worst. It's perhaps exemplified once they realize the aforementioned twist. It's devastatingly awkward. Let's say it involves General Oba, who is a perfectly detestable villain.

The Agojie themselves are sure to make one think of the Dora Milaje. They were indeed models for the Black Panther's bodyguards and costume designer Gersha Phillips dresses them in equally elaborate attire. Production Designer Akin McKenzie visualizes Dahomey as alluring a kingdom as Wakanda. The fight scenes are as brutal as a PG-13 rating allows, which is enough. Polly Morgan's nighttime cinematography is astonishing, as well as its sound editing (see/hear Nawi's dagger-whip). Terrence Blanchard and Lebo M complement the Agojie's sisterhood with their amazing score.

You'll feel the Agojie's triumphs and sorrows throughout the film's 135 minutes. It's somewhat overlong, but you'll be rewarded with some impressive battles. Just don't rely on it for your next history test. The Woman King has arrived and it's sure to enliven a dull movie month. What else is there? There's an Avatar re-release, and the subject of my next review. It's coming soon.

Mrs. Harris Goes To Paris

 Sometimes, it's amazing the width of an author's bibliography.

Like Paul Gallico, for example. His novel, The Poseidon Adventure, defined the disaster movie genre in 1972. He also wrote of one Mrs. Harris and her disaster-free life. Her first book, Mrs. 'Arris Goes to Paris, was adapted for TV in 1992. It's now in theatres and home media as Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris. Let's see how it is.

London, 1957. Mrs. Harris (Lesley Manville) is a cleaning lady living the best she can. She's motivated by a client's Dior dress to get one herself. One day, her good luck piles up and she's a wealthier woman. She hops on the first plane to Paris to get one from the Fashion House itself.

Mrs. Harris is met with skepticism by Dior director Colbert (Isabelle Huppert). But she gets support from Marquis de Chassagne (Lambert Wilson) and Dior employees Andre (Lucas Bravo) and Natasha (Alba Baptista). Mrs. Harris's outlook helps enrichen the lives of her new acquaintances. That's basically the whole movie, but it's hard to complain with a cast of likable characters.

Colbert and other Dior traditionalists might gawk at Mrs. Harris's goals. But they don't know her like we do. We see her optimism tested spectacularly within the first twenty minutes. Her desired dress is not just a pretty "frock," but a symbol of a better life. Why shouldn't she have it? Manville as Mrs. Harris is likable enough that we easily ask that question. It's endearingly silly when her wealth rapidly piles up and it's quite nice when her new acquaintances come through after a sudden twist. It's a blunt, yet entertaining treatise, on how goodness is eventually rewarded.

What about the rest of the cast? The least likable character is the snobbish Madame Avallon, Mrs. Harris's rival for a Dior. Colbert goes from uptight to pitiable during the course of the film. Lambert is fun as the Marquis, while Bravo and Baptista are fine as Andre and Natasha. Rose Williams is good as Pamela, a client of Mrs. Harris, whose carelessness kicks off the ending. Phillipe Bertin makes the most of his screentime as Christian Dior himself.

The Dior fashion show Mrs. Harris attends is a strong showcase for Jenny Beavan's costume designs. One alluring dress after the other after the other. Her work here is just as splendid as her recently Oscar-awarded work in Cruella. These designs inhabit an equally impressive rendition of 50's Europe visualized by Luciana Arrighi. Rael Jones's romantic score thankfully takes center stage on the soundtrack. Hopefully, we'll hear more about it the next few months.

The Mrs. Harris books always escaped my notice. I barely even remember that the 1992 film existed. But I'll remember this take on Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris. Its dramedic charms will liven up your post summer - or late summer - boredom. Its optimistic protagonist won't leave your mind after her film's 115 minutes. I'll let you choose where to see it, but I think it's best with company.

Three Thousand Years of Longing

 While the world wishes for George Miller to continue the Mad Max series, it gets to see his newest film, Three Thousand Years of Longing. He and his daughter Augusta Gore adapted the titular short story from AS Bryant's book The Djinn in the Nightingale's Eye. Let's see how it is.

Alithea Binnie (Tilda Swinton) is a scholar on business in Istanbul. She buys an antique bottle and accidentally releases the Djinn (Idris Elba) within. The Djinn offers her the standard three wishes, but Alithea knows her Djinn stories and how the wishers rarely live happily. The Djinn decides to tell her his life story. A story of how he went from the court of the Queen of Sheba to the court of Murad IV and ultimately, the home of Zefir, a merchant's wife. Each destination led him confined to a bottle. This tale leads the seemingly-content Alithea to fall for the Djinn.

It's all spread out over 108 minutes. The Djinn's history is intriguing enough to make one want to read more on the historical figures mentioned. But the presentation feels more like a stuffy college lecture than an engaging tale. Alithea falling for the Djinn, a good concept for a whole movie, is the last half-hour. The last half-hour even has multiple fake out endings. The tales are jolted by some audacious humor and feature some creepy moments that'll leave you perplexed. That's mainly because they're never elaborated on. The bulk of the movie might make an engaging stage play but it's unusually long on film.

The technical genies conjure up some splendorous results. The sets and costumes are visually appealing and cinematographer John Seale's work is as grand here as it was in Fury Road. The CGI is mostly good, with the exception of a poor composite shot near the start. Tom Holkenborg's score is suitably romantic, and the sound work is perfectly otherworldly. There's not much else I could wish from them.

Three Thousand Years of Longing is a decent fantasy film. Elba and Swinton are fine together, but its story will make you wish for a strong narrative jolt. There are some great concepts that needed stronger elaboration. There's much to marvel at on the technical side, though. It's a mixed bag, but it's a decent option in this slow movie month. You can also wish to wait for something else. There's no harm in that.

Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero

 And here's the other anime in question ...

Dragon Ball is undoubtedly the most famous thing ever inspired by the Chinese literary staple Journey to the West. It's had a long run with, among other things, manga, movies and TV, more recently with Dragon Ball Super. Hence why their latest effort is called Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero. Let's read on.

The movie is kind enough to fill the uninitiated on past events. It specifically tells us how franchise hero Goku crushed the evil Red Ribbon Army singlehandedly and later destroyed Cell, the ultimate creation of Red Ribbon mad scientist Dr. Gero, with his son, Gohan. Magenta, son of Red Ribbon mastermind Commander Red, plots to revive the army with his Staff Officer Carmine. They recruit Dr. Hedo, Gero's grandson, to help them get rid of Goku and his allies, who they frame as alien invaders. Hedo creates two superhero-themed androids, Gamma 1 and Gamma 2, to lead the charge.

Since Goku and his best frenemy Vegeta are off world, their ally Piccolo has to lead the anti-Red Ribbon campaign. Gohan joins the fight when the Ribbons target their daughter, Pan. Fortunately, she's already able to knock down much bigger men. But there's a much bigger problem cooking in Hedo's laboratory: a giant-sized copy of Cell named Cell Max. The rest of Earth's heroes have to pitch in to help shut down the Red Ribbons for good.

The film was written by series creator Akira Toriyama and directed by Tetsuro Kodama. It's both a spiritual distillation and continuation of the anime's story. Anyone looking for over-the-top fights between overpowered heroes and villains will be rewarded. It's also got a good sense of humor; Gamma 2's ability to generate comic book sound effects and Carmine's presentation videos are great highlights. Meanwhile, the film is full of subtle callbacks to the anime's long history. The climax even involves Piccolo growing giant, something he only used once (and not recently).  

Speaking of Piccolo, his relationships with Gohan and Pan are a driving force. Piccolo wants Gohan, his former student and now a shut-in entomologist, to take up martial arts training again. He even helps the Red Ribbons take Pan, his current student, to motivate Gohan. It sounds a bit much, but at least Piccolo lets Pan in on his act. We soon learn he didn't need to go that far. But it all pays off with Gohan getting a new form and Pan mastering flight. It's a decent story of growth between these three.

Dr. Hedo is a mad scientist with an unhinged moral compass. He served a prison sentence for grave robbing (with a goofy use) and gives his jail an explosive farewell. He only serves the Red Ribbons after being offered a lifetime supply of Oreos. But he still believes in super heroics. He's also not genre blind, as his confrontation with Magenta demonstrates. The Gammas are also true believers in super heroics and switch sides when they learn the Red Ribbon truth. They have a quite compelling arc here.

The film proudly shows off its new cel-shaded CGI aesthetics. There's plenty of tracking shots and camera angles never thought possible with its traditional predecessors. A few flashbacks are traditionally animated and it's hard to tell the difference. I had my reservations when the new style was unveiled, but after a while, it grew on me. The new style is accompanied by Naoki Sato's grand score. In particular, the Gammas' theme makes for a worthy superhero theme.

What's more to say about Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero? It's a perfect mix of goofiness and grand heroics. Its new CGI style is an appealing update of its traditional aesthetics. Its new and old characters are a strong bunch. Anyone unfamiliar with the lore won't get lost even with the callbacks. It's worth seeing on the biggest screens possible. If you want to see it, see it now, as it won't get to home media for quite some time.

Inu-Oh

Jesus Christ Superstar conveys its titular figure's radical life through the radical means of a rock opera. The anime film Inu-Oh applies this philosophy to the legendary Noh dancer of the same name. Let's see if I can describe it.

Director Masaaki Yuasa (Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken; Devilman Crybaby; The Night is Short, Walk on Girl) and writer Akiko Nogi adapt Hideo Furukawa's novel Tales of the Heike: The Inu-Oh Chapters, itself inspired by Japan's national epic, The Tale of the Heike. It starts with a rundown of the climactic Battle of Dan-No-Ura, where the Heike clan was defeated by their rivals, the Genji. Centuries later, a treasure hunter and his son, Tomona, find the Kusanagi, the sword of the God Susanoo, in a Heike shipwreck. That find ends with Tomona blind and his father dead. Tomona later finds his calling as a biwa player.

Enter our title character. Inu-Oh (Avu-Chan of the rock band, Queen Bee) was born hideously deformed when his Noh-dancer father (Kenjiro Tsuda) made a deal with a demonic mask. Inu-Oh spends his days swinging through Kyoto with his huge arm, freaking out people with his misshapen face (which is kept masked) and dancing. He soon meets Tomona (Mirai Moriyama) and together, they essentially become Japan's first rock stars. Inu-Oh's cursed body normalizes with each performance we see. But a few powerful people don't take kindly to their act.

But we can. The performances, scored by Otomo Yoshihide, are rousing rock numbers with spectacular lights and sounds. Inu-Oh's dances are marvelously animated by Yuasa's studio, Science Saru. It's also fun to see their fans react like modern day rock fans at a concert. How can you not love the climactic 14th-century equivalent of Bohemian Rhapsody? The soundtrack is completed by a lively traditional score (a highlight being a huge biwa performance). This film was clearly meant to be seen with a huge crowd on the big screen, but alas, I was the only one at my screening.

These performances begin halfway through its 98 minutes. We spend a long time learning about our leads and Ancient Japanese history in the first half. Inu-Oh and Tomona's first meeting on a bridge is worth the wait even if their act doesn't immediately begin. We also see the Kusanagi drip with blood and ready to unsheath itself - a Chekhov's Gun that never fires. Inu-Oh's relationship to his nameless father isn't exactly clear at the beginning. But his villainy will hit you with a ton of bricks upon the reveal. What also hits you is the sudden downer ending just after the third rousing concert. At least the epilogue was nice.

Inu-Oh won't replace Belle as my favorite anime musical. But I'll still admire it as a creative one. It's a gleefully anachronistic tale of ancient rock stars defying normalcy. Just keep that slow first half in mind. A few plot points could have been developed better with at least another half hour. But you'll have a rocking good time once its concept kicks in. No English dub is available; at least the subtitles can help you understand its massive exposition. If you want to see it, see it soon, for another anime is about to dominate cinemas real soon.

Bullet Train

What if Arthur Hailey wrote an action comedy?

I don't mean unintentional ones like Airport '79, but an intentional one. It might look like Bullet Train, based on Kotaro Isaka's novel Maria Beetle. You might not think of Hailey, but I did. Let's try to understand why.

Ladybug (Brad Pitt) is an assassin with extremely bad luck. He's called out of retirement by his handler, Maria, for an assignment in Tokyo. He has to steal a briefcase holding $10 million on a bullet train and get off. It sounds simple, except that several other hired killers are aboard. None of them want Ladybug off the train.

The briefcase is held by "twins" Lemon (Brian Tyree Henry) and Tangerine (Aaron Taylor-Johnson), who are escorting the loser son (Logan Lerman) of the infamous crime boss The White Death.  The Wolf (Bad Bunny) blames Ladybug for fatally ruining his wedding. Someone kills the loser, while an extremely deadly boomslang snake gets loose. All the while, a conniving schoolgirl named The Prince (Joey King) manipulates Yuichi Kimura (Andrew Koji) to kill The White Death. It's a bad day for Ladybug.

Normality goes off the rails in this violent farce. But you can still understand what's going. In fact, you'll be on edge as the lunacy unfolds. Who killed the loser? Who had the snake? Who killed the Wolf's wife and friends? A few flashbacks answer these and other questions. A notable one concerns a water bottle that proves essential for the climax.

Kimura's storyline drives much of the plot. We're on his side as The Prince ropes him into her plot. We're on his side as she holds his comatose son's life in her hands. We're on his side as she turns the other killers on him. It's quite cathartic to see his father (Hiroyuki Sanada) come to the rescue. And how. All the madness around him barely overshadows his compelling storyline. 

Meanwhile, Pitt is quite likable as the world's "unluckiest" man. We empathize with him as his attempts to deal with things peacefully are constantly thwarted. He still steps up to the plate when needed, so he's no mere pinball protagonist. His fellow killers are mostly likable eccentrics. Lemon views the world through Thomas the Tank Engine, Tangerine tries to keep his cool, while The Wolf and The Hornet (Zazie Beetz) are even unluckier than Ladybug. The Prince's surprise motivation is dwarfed by her prior scheming. The biggest surprise is realizing who played The White Death only after I finished the film.

There's some good production design for nightlife Japan and the bullet train itself. It's especially astounding to know that only three sets were used for the train. You'll especially remember the neon-colored anime themed car and its cutesy mascot. The action is equally exciting and silly. The soundtrack includes an intense score by Dominic Lewis and a few Japanese covers of some famous tunes.

Should you board this Bullet Train? Yeah. It's an intensely silly ride full of legitimate tension. The villains are fine, while the anti-heroes are a fun bunch. The finale is a perfect climax to this crazy train. Anyone wanting a mindful film should wait a little longer at this station. Everyone else should hop on board now. It won't be there forever.

Prey

The Predator is used to stalking the jungles or modern civilization on the big screen. But for his latest hunt, Prey, he stalks the 18th-century wilderness on Hulu. A change in scenery usually hurts no one. This film proves it.

It's 1719 in the Northern Great Plains. Naru (Amber Midthunder) is a young Comanche who wishes to prove herself a hunter like her brother, Taabe (Dakota Beavers). She joins Taabe on a hunt for a mountain lion and helps him finish it off. But Naru slowly realizes that there's something else hunting nearby. It's vicious enough to skin a live snake and strong enough to lift a grizzly. Its weaponry is beyond anything she's ever seen. It's a Predator (Dane DiLegero), and Naru will have to use her wits to avoid becoming Prey.

Director Dan Trachtenberg and his co-writer, Patrick Aison, are more invested in character drama than heavy action. As such, it's a slow start before Naru meets the Predator in person. We get glimpses of it as it lands on Earth and hunts predatory creatures. It's about 45 minutes (out of 99) before that encounter. On the other hand, we get a few interesting glimpses into Comanche culture. Naru and Taabe have a good sibling dynamic and Naru herself is a compelling character. Her ingenious methods to get out of trouble should earn her many fans. The slow start pays off with her final fight with the Predator.

A French trapping party are the film's sub-villains. We see their handiwork with a field of skinned buffalo. It's a striking scene that we think is the Predator's doing. We instead see the Predator uses its nifty gadgets on them in spectacular fashion. They're so villainous that it's satisfying when Naru gets the Predator to finish off their leader (Mike Patterson). Their only likable member is Raphael Adolini (Bennett Taylor), a name recognizable to anyone familiar with the Predator comics.

There's some spectacular scenery visualized by production designer Kara Lindstrom and cinematographer Jeff Cutter. These include the Great Plains and a burned-out forest. These need to be seen on the biggest TVs you have. The Predator itself is a strong blend of practical makeup and CGI effects. Its flickering invisibility makes it quite menacing before it finally de-cloaks. Sarah Schachner's foreboding score is a great enhancement to its nightmarish presence.

Prey is a slow movie for a relatively short runtime. But it got me interested in learning more about Comanche vocabulary. It's a compelling kuhtaamia (rite of passage) for its lead character and her final confrontation with the Predator is spectacular. Hopefully, future Predator movies will learn something from Prey. It's a good reason to stick around with Hulu. See it soon.

DC League of Super-Pets

Christmastime sees Shazam take on the Fury of the Gods. Before that, his archnemesis Black Adam headlines his own movie in October, where he's embodied by Dwayne Johnson. Before that, meaning now, Johnson headlines another DC movie, the animated DC League of Super-Pets. Let me fetch you a description.

Kal-El and his puppy were both saved from Krypton's destruction. They grow up as Superman (John Krasinski) and Krypto (Johnson), defenders of Metropolis. Krypto, alias Bark Kent, sees his best friend position threatened when Clark plans marriage with Lois Lane (Olivia Wilde). Meanwhile, Lex Luthor (Marc Maron), sets his eye on some Orange Kryptonite to give himself superpowers. It doesn't work on humans, but it works on Lulu (Kate McKinnon), Luthor's literal ex-guinea pig. Lulu now seeks revenge on Superman for separating her and Luthor.

Lulu's Kryptonite piece accidentally empowers her shelter-mates. Ace the Dog (Kevin Hart) is supertough, PB the Pig (Vanessa Bayer) can change her size, Chip the Squirrel (Diego Luna) can shock-and-awe, and Merton (Natasha Lyonne) is now the world's fastest turtle. That comes in handy after Krypto is tricked into eating some Green Kryptonite. The newly formed league comes together to stop Lulu from enacting her revenge on the Justice League with her army of superpowered guinea pigs.

How silly is this movie? It's so silly that even the live coverage of the super guinea pigs' rampage is baffled. But director Jared Stern and his co-writer, John Whittington, make it work. They begin with Superman and Krypto's endearing relationship. You'll feel it when you see them share a rocket to Earth. You'll laugh when you see how Krypto wakes up Superman. You'll feel it again when Krypto discovers Superman in danger. Anyone with a pet can relate to them - even if neither of you are super.

Lulu makes for a delightfully devious villain. She's fun to watch as she plots her evil plans and is formidable when she puts them in motion. You almost feel bad for her being separated from her "owner." It's mostly treated as a joke considering who her "owner" is. But her final form shows how dangerous a Kryptonite-powered guinea pig can be. Meanwhile, her number one kitten, Whiskers, is a hysterical surprise. Amongst the guinea pig army are the sympathetic Keith and Mark (Ben Schwartz and Thomas Middleditch) and another surprise.

Now for the rest of the League. Ace gets the most focus, complete with a legitimately sad backstory. That makes it fun to see him get through Batman's (Keanu Reeves) flimsy loner exterior. Merton's censor beeps and fixation on leafy greens made for a few good laughs. PB and Chip are mostly fine, but they excel when they finally master their powers. Aside from Batman, Aquaman (Jemaine Clement) and The Flash (John Early) are easy standouts.

What else is there to say? It's got some decent character designs, an enthusiastic cast (especially Johnson) and some exciting action. There's also a good score by Steve Jablonsky which works in classic hero themes at the right moments. Overall, it's sure to appeal to animal lovers and comic book fans alike. Anyone looking for a fun DC movie can wait for Fury of the Gods or fetch a ticket now to DC League of Superpets. Any option is fine by me.

Nope

 It's true. 

I never reviewed Jordan Peele's directorial debut, Get Out, and only saw it on-demand a few weeks before it won Best Original Screenplay at the Oscars. It was pretty good. But while I skipped his follow-up, Us, I didn't skip his latest effort, Nope. Let's see how it is.

OJ (Daniel Kaluuya) and Em Haywood (Keke Palmer) are descendants of the unnamed man Muybridge filmed riding The Horse in Motion. Their dad, Otis Sr. (Keith David), runs a Hollywood Horse Ranch until he's suddenly killed by a falling nickel. OJ and Em are left in charge of the Ranch and struggle to keep it going. OJ even resorts to selling horses to former child star Ricky Park's (Steven Yeun) Boom Town theme park. Their earthly concerns give way to something unearthly.

OJ and Em soon see a flying saucer roaming around. It sucks up anyone it finds and spits out their bloodied remains. They recruit Fry's techie Angel Torres (Brandon Perea) to help them get proof of their close encounter. They get their proof, but it's soon up to them to stop the UFO, which they call "Jean Jacket," from eating more people.

Oh yeah, eating people. We get to see inside its gullet as it devours an unfortunate crowd. It's a brief, yet merciless scene, which is made worse when we hear their screams outside it. One can only hope it's mimicking its victims. The visual effects team supervised by Guillaume Rocheron and the sound designers went above and beyond in making Jean Jacket an unearthly presence. Cinematographer Hoyte Van Hoytema captures Jean Jacket's final form in its majestic, eerie glory. 

Peele excels at unseen horror, too. The film introduces us to Gordy (Terry Notary), Ricky's former chimp co-star who literally goes ape on the set of their sitcom. Gordy's viciousness is thankfully obscured, but we see plenty as he goes after anyone and everyone, until he's ironically put down just as he makes nice with Ricky. Jean Jacket's presence is telegraphed by electronics sputtering out. Expect a few rounds of tense silence to follow. Editor Nicholas Monsour deserves as much credit as the visual effects team and sound designers for these terrifying scenes.

Kaluuya and Palmer have great sibling chemistry as OJ and Em. They're both strong-willed people trying to make sense of their circumstances, even if the titular word is a valid response to them. Perea is quite likable as Angel, while Yuen as Ricky has his best scenes when we see he's not as unfazed by the Gordy incident as he appears. Michael Wincott is decent as Antlers Holst, a cinematographer recruited to help film Jean Jacket. The one-scene wonder is Devon Graye as a motorcyclist reporter with hilariously skewed priorities.

Nope is a Yes. Its earthly heroes are compelling, while its unearthly menace is unsettling. Anyone looking for a strong sci-fi spooktacular will get their money's worth. You won't want to leave your seat or divert your eyes during its 131-minutes. Yes, not even during its most gruesome moments. See it soon and see what I mean.

Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank

Mel Brooks said that his Western opus Blazing Saddles is a film that can't be made today. Yes, it's politically incorrect, but it also shows how stupid bigotry is. There's value in that. So, it's surprising to know that it's been made again as an animated kids movie with Brooks himself co-starring! 

Paws of Fury: The Legend of Hank was announced seven years ago as Blazing Samurai. It was an independent film that is now a Paramount release. It's also surprising that it's got some good laughs even if not to its predecessor's extent.

Writers Ed Stone and Nate Hopper (who share credit with Brooks and his Blazing Saddles co-writers) trade the original Wild West setting for essentially Cat Japan. There, the evil Ika Chu (Ricky Gervais) has it out for the village of Kakamucho. He sends his lacky Ohga (George Takei) and his ninjas to drive off the good kitty villagers. They only succeed in driving off their Samurai. 

The villagers ask their Shogun (Brooks) to ask Ika Chu for a new Samurai. Ika Chu sends them Hank (Michael Cera), an aspiring beagle samurai, which doesn't sit well for Cat Japan's no-dogs policy. One cool cat, Jimbo (Samuel L. Jackson), reluctantly agrees to train Hank in Bushido. Hank's got a lot to learn about being a Samurai and not enough time to thwart Ika Chu's master plan. Let's say there's some hilarity and third-act complications involved.

Obviously, they couldn't replicate Blazing Saddles' audacity, but they do try to replicate its jokes. A few of them fall flat without that audacity, while others get a good chuckle. Kids are sure to get a kick out of Sumo (Djimon Hounsou), the film's answer to the original's Mongo. A few new gags (the world's longest game of telephone, pulling out a film projector for flashbacks) are better; others are worth a mild groan. Its meta-fictional gags include some of the film's best laughs. What's surprising is that plenty of these gags weren't advertised to death for the last few months.

One of the best surprises is the (formerly) title song, written by Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner, and sung by Michael K. Lee. Blazing Samurai, at least, replicates the grandeur of Blazing Saddles' own title song rather well, and is worked in perfectly into Bear McCreary's also-grand score. It's accompanied by some stylish visuals and topped off by a good logo joke. There's some admirable visual flair during its flashbacks and action scenes. Hank and Kakamucho's climactic rush to save the town from a flood is pretty thrilling.

The film runs a brisk 85-minutes, minus credits, per Hank's estimate (with them, 97). I was rarely bored by Hank's hero's journey even if it was rather routine. He's a sufficiently good boy who goes from wimp to warrior in due time. He's got a good supporting cast beginning with Jimbo, an entertaining rough mentor, whose troubled backstory involves a silly misunderstanding. Ika Chu is a purrfect bad cat, while Ohga is an entertaining henchcat. It's good to hear Brooks as the Shogun and know he's still funny at 96. Kylie Kumioka also stands out as Emiko the Kitten, Hank's biggest fan.

The only time I questioned myself being there was in its opening cartoon. In it, Big Nate of Lincoln Peirce's comic strip and his friends have an ice cream nightmare involving a hamster. It's an exercise in gross-out humor that ran far longer than the main film's homage to its predecessor's "bean scene." But there was a good time waiting once that was done. It's no Blazing Saddles, but Paws of Fury is still entertaining on its own merits. It reminds us of what curiosity does to cats, though I don't think a little curiosity will harm you in this case. But keep the short in mind if you see it. 

Thor: Love and Thunder

 The space Viking has returned.

Chris Hemsworth once again embodies Marvel's version of the Norse God of Thunder in Thor: Love and Thunder. Taika Waititi once again helms another a rollicking space adventure. It nearly buckles due to its villain's plans, but he's quite spectacular. Let's see why.

Gorr (Christian Bale) lost his planet, his daughter and his faith in his God, Rapu (Jonny Brugh) after an apocalyptic famine. He actually meets Rapu, who couldn't care less about his plight. He picks up the cursed Necrosword, a God-killing weapon, and quickly dispatches Rapu. He goes on a galactic God killing spree with his new sword and shadow monsters. The Galactic order is disrupted by "the God-Butcher," and Thor, now a member of the Guardians of the Galaxy, leaves the group to help.

Meanwhile, Thor's former mortal love, Jane Foster (Natalie Portman), has terminal cancer. She seeks out Thor's shattered hammer Mjolnir to help her after Earthly treatments fail. The hammer pulls itself together and makes her "The Mighty Thor" just in time to help regular Thor fight Gorr when he stops by New Asgard and steals their kids. The two Thors and company head off to find the kids before Gorr reaches the Supreme Being, Eternity, who can make his total Galactic Deicide a reality.

Gorr is a standout Marvel villain. The prologue effortlessly shows him turn from desperate to vengeful. The next time we see him, he's a jovially sinister madman, though it's excusable as due to the Necrosword's influence. Bale is simply having a blast as the possessed-Gorr and is quite sympathetic as the normal Gorr. The movie could have helped him had it given him a plan for the kids (like throw them in a black hole) or had it not regulated his Galactic Deicide campaign to mostly off-screen. But I appreciate what's there.

What can I say about Thor? His personality is reliably Marvelous as he comes to terms with his loneliness. Jane, meanwhile, is sympathetic as she comes to terms with her approaching mortality. Their rekindled romance is rather involving, especially when Korg (Waititi) narrates a montage of their time together set to ABBA's Our Last Summer. Her terminal cancer probably shouldn't have been used in her first movie back as a main character. But I digress. At least the end credits give her a strong coda. Amongst their supporting cast, the easiest standout is Russell Crowe as a delightfully hammy Zeus.

There is much to love about the technicals here. The makeup team deserves an Oscar nomination for bringing Thor "from Dad Bod to God Bod" and Gorr from sun-scorched human to chalk white ghoul. Production Designer Nigel Phelps' best work includes Eternity's domain, the Shadow Realm, and the Gods' Omnipotence City. The Shadow Realm is a visual standout as it's mostly in black-and-white save for some glimpses of color. There's some good costume designs by Mayes C. Rubeo, though Thor's new outfit is quite tacky with the helmet on.

There's quite a bit to love about Thor: Love and Thunder. It's funny, creepy, visually splendorous and endearing all at once. The Guardians of the Galaxy's brief appearance easily builds anticipation for their Volume 3, while the mid-credits promise another Olympian in Thor's future. Its narrative isn't perfect, but it's not the catastrophe some people think it is. It aims to please and I think it succeeds. 

Minions: The Rise of Gru

It turns out that a Despicable Me 4 is in the works for a 2024. But for now, you can satisfy your Minion-need with the long-awaited and delayed prequel sequel, Minions: The Rise of Gru. Let's see how it is.

In 1976, Gru (Steve Carell) is the "mini-boss" of the Minions (all Pierre Coffin), whose rank-and-file include Kevin, Stuart, Bob and Otto. Gru tries to join the Vicious Six, who recently deposed their founder Wild Knuckles (Alan Arkin) during their last heist. He doesn't impress them, so he steals their new MacGuffin, a Zodiac Stone. The Vicious Six Minus One go after him.

Wild Knuckles returns and nabs Gru for the Stone. But Otto traded it for a Pet Rock. So, he, Kevin, Stuart and Bob set off to San Francisco to save Gru. Meanwhile, Gru wins over Wild Knuckles, who makes him his evil apprentice. The Minions, Knuckles and Gru confront the Vicious Five in Chinatown during the Chinese New Year celebrations.

A lot of its jokes have been trailered for months, even years. But the end result has quite a few surprises. One of the biggest is that the puntacular Jean-Clawed (Jean-Claude Van Damme), Strongarm (Danny Trejo), Nun-Chuck (Lucy Lawless) and Svengeance (Dolph Lundgren) fill up the Vicious not Six. Their ringleader is Belle Bottom (Taraji P. Henson), who's as despicable as this film allows. It's such a silly film that anyone will recognize that a seemingly dead character is not. Their "funeral" scene almost makes one feel it.

Also in the picture is Master Chow (Michelle Yeoh), who trains Kevin, Stuart and Bob in Kung-Fu. Her segment has some zany action which pays off in the final battle in Chinatown. Otto's crosscountry trek to San Francisco on a tricycle is also worth a few laughs. We see how Gru hired the Minions with a spectacular bait-and-switch. Overall, the Minions haven't changed much since the first Despicable Me. They still find ways to surprise us.

It's got the same technical flair as its predecessors. San Francisco is alluring and the Vicious really Five have appealingly wacky designs. There's plenty of delightful gadgets and action scenes to entertain throughout its 88-minute runtime. Its soundtrack is once again filled with Heitor Pereria's score and some old standards. A downside is that there's not enough Minion musical moments.

Minions: The Rise of Gru is sure to make a despicably fun matinee. It's a simple story that'll entertain kids and amuse many an adult. I've had some fun with it; it helps there's quite a bit I forgot about its first trailer from 2020. Its denouement is rather nice. It's not the most profound animated film ever, but I think some cinematic amusement is always welcome. See it and you might agree.

Or not.

Elvis

No other name needed.

There've been quite a few films about the King of Rock n Roll, but only one of them has that Moulin Rouge quality. Yes, Baz Luhrmann is back with his first film in nearly a decade. Is it nothing but a hound dog? Or is it shiny like a pair of blue suede shoes?

Elvis is narrated by his manager, Col. Parker (Tom Hanks), as he dies from a stroke. He tells us how he met the King (Austin Butler) and persuaded him to make him a star. Elvis's wild dance moves make him a hit with the ladies. But stuffy prudes see his wild dance moves as a threat to their moral order. Parker and Elvis have their own ideas on his subsequent public image.

We see Elvis drafted, mourn his mother Gladys (Helen Thomson), romance Priscilla (Olivia DeJonge) and struggle with drug addiction. That's among other things in this 159-minute film. It zips by his life a few times and slows down to a crawl a few more. It's quite disorienting. 

There's a problem with the narration. It's that Parker's perspective often overshadows Elvis. We spend quite a bit learning about Parker before Elvis officially comes in. He's not as nice as he thinks, even if his "snowmanship" is often audaciously clever. Hanks is perfectly sleazy as Parker and the makeup team deserves mention for aging him over the years. 

Elvis is doomed to be a supporting character in his own biopic until his first big show. That's when we see how dynamite Butler's performance is. His stage persona is captivatingly defiant. His off-stage persona is an idealistic and likable man eventually withered down by life. One highlight is his last show, when it seamlessly switches between Butler and Elvis himself, another good showcase for the makeup team. Overall, he feels like how you remember Elvis.

The musical performances are aided by a great sound team and editors Chris Villa and Jonathan Redmond. You'll understand Elvis's appeal in no time when he sings Baby, Let's Play House. Similarly electric is Alton Mason's one-scene cameo as Little Richard. Still, its frantic back-and-forth time-skips are quite off-putting. Luhrmann's wife and artistic collaborator, Catherine Martin, shows off her stellar artistry once again with her sets and costumes. The flashy visual transitions, including those for the dying Parker's mindset, suit the film really well. The comic book rundown of Elvis's backstory is especially fun.

Anyone looking for a showcase of the iconic performer will get one right here. You'll also get a good tale of the men behind the persona. Just be prepared for its shear length and chronological franticness. Elvis is currently in the building, but it won't be long before he leaves for HBOMax. Either way is fine, but the big screen is the closest you'll get to see the King in person. It's sure to make a memorable summer matinee.

The Black Phone

 I've already discussed four adaptations of Stephen King's works already. It might be five this year if that Salem's Lot movie materializes in September (where's the trailer?). In the meantime, we've got a film of his son, Joe Hill's short story, The Black Phone. Let's see how that is.

It's 1978 in Denver. Finney Shaw (Mason Thames) is a bully magnet who lives with his abusive dad Terrence (Jeremy Davies) and psychic sister Gwen (Madeline McGraw). Finney gets grabbed by the local serial killer, The Grabber (Ethan Hawke), and is held in his soundproof basement. There's a black phone that could bring the police over. If only it wasn't disconnected ...

But it still rings. The ghosts of The Grabber's victims call to help Finney survive their predicament. Finney spends much of the movie trying their escape plans. Meanwhile, Gwen uses her dreams to try to help Detectives Wright and Miller (E. Roger Mitchell and Troy Rudeseal) find Finney. A local weirdo, Max (James Ransone), has no idea how vital he is to the case. It all comes to ahead when Finney is forced to fight The Grabber himself.

It feels longer than the half-hour before Finney meets The Grabber. By then, we get to see how brutal Finney's dad and bullies are, and already wish ill on them. On the positive side, we get to see Finney and Gwen's endearing sibling bond. So, we're already invested by the time Finney gets grabbed. Finney growing from a timid kid to an action survivor is a captivating watch. Equally compelling is Gwen trying to make sense of her powers. It also helps that she has the best lines and a tough personality. Their final reunion is well worth it.

The Grabber is a perfectly eccentric scumbag. He presents himself as a jolly magician to lure his victims. He still tries being chummy even when he masks himself like a Kabuki Oni. His voice barely rises even when he's angry. We're given little reason to trust him, which becomes justified when he seemingly lets Finney go free. Overall, he's just as memorable as many of King's vilest villains, especially Pennywise.

Now for the rest of the cast. Terrence started out a hate sink, but surprisingly proved himself redeemable in the end. The bullies start out hate sinks and mostly stayed hate sinks, though one of them and Gwen share an awkwardly funny moment after she bashes his head with a rock. Max was entertaining, while Wright and Miller are fine good cops. The most memorable of the ghostly victims are tough kids Vance (Brady Hepner) and Robin (Miguel Cazarez Mora), the latter of whom gives Finney the means to fight back.

The sound designers perfectly punctuate the film's jump scares. What's spookier than seeing a bloody ghost? Hearing them speak with static in their voices. Anyone in this situation has the right to be spooked out. Editor Frederic Thoraval gets some genuine suspense out of Finney's many escape attempts. A few scenes wear out their welcome, though, including when Robin beats a bully well-beyond KO. The Grabber's basement isn't that welcoming, but when de-luminated by cinematographer Brett Jutkiewicz, it and The Grabber himself are perfectly nightmarish. One strong moment is when The Grabber's mad face is hidden in shadows.

Anyone looking for a good scare should pick up The Black Phone. Anyone looking for a good story about a kid surviving impossible odds should pick up The Black Phone. Anyone looking for something family friendly should pick up something else. It's a bit slow but it'll keep you invested for 103 minutes. It's sure to fill that horror need for another month or so. Accept the charges and see for yourself.

Lightyear

 It's been ages since Pixar had a movie in theaters. Yes, two years does feel like infinity and beyond. It's perhaps fitting that its return feature stars the space ranger who goes there. Lightyear sees Chris Evans take on the role Tim Allen played four times already. 

Sort of...

The opening text tells us that this movie is what the Buzz Lightyear toy from the Toy Story films was based on. The movie itself shows Buzz and his fellow Space Rangers crash-land on T'Kani Prime, a planet full of living vines and giant bugs. They set up a colony where they research hyperspeed crystals that'll help them get off. Buzz flies each test, not quite making hyperspeed, and losing four years each time. During which, his partner Alisha Hawthorne (Uzo Aduba) makes a family, grows old and dies. His robot cat Sox (Peter Sohn) perfects the hyperspeed crystal mix and they head off, again...

They land twenty-two years later, where the colony is under attack from the evil Zurg (James Brolin) and his robots. Alisha's granddaughter Izzy (Keke Palmer) leads a ragtag bunch of misfits, including clutzy Mo Morrison (Taika Waititi) and trigger-happy parolee Darby Steel (Dale Soules) to resist them. Buzz and Sox join them on their mission. Zurg takes special interest in Buzz for temporal reasons.

This marks the full directorial debut of Angus MacLane, who, among his other Pixar work, co-directed Finding Dory. The story he conceived with Matthew Aldrich and Jason Headley is emotionally simple, barring a montage highlighting the time dilation in Buzz's flights, but it's highly entertaining. Izzy and her misfits are a great ragtag bunch, including a robot (whose name I forgot) who sidelines himself with an overlong gag. Zurg is a formidable foe, even if his secret is relatively nothing new. Let's not forget Sox, whose cuddly personality and appearance almost make me want a robot cat.

It's fun to recognize elements from Toy Story in this "realistic" incarnation. This Buzz Lightyear is a likable, though stubborn hero. His comradery with Alisha is pretty good in spite of their short time together. Him bonding with Izzy's crew leads to a few nice moments. One of the best is the climactic moment he finally uses his wings. His rejection of Zurg's deal seems rushed, but it's a minor nitpick. 

Its visual style does a good job emulating live-action sci-fi films from 1995 and beyond. You're sure to recognize 2001, Interstellar and (at least for me) Enemy Mine in the mixture. Its cinematography and production design easily lets one imagine these intergalactic locales in live action. Zurg's bots, however, look too advanced for the time (but I digress). The space travel and space battles are amplified by Michael Giacchino's heroic score; its most emotional theme comes, of course, from the time dilation montage. 

Lightyear is a fun adventure film for anyone lamenting no Toy Story 5. It's a fun adventure film for anyone who wants those. It's a good way to spend a summer afternoon indoors. Its story isn't that groundbreaking, but it's sure to keep your attention for 105 minutes. It's a technically appealing film that might just send you to infinity and beyond. Let's just hope this won't be Pixar's last theatrical film...

Jurassic World: Dominion

 I finally made the trip to Universal Studios Hollywood in 2018, being one of the last people to experience its Jurassic Park ride. I'd like to go again for its Jurassic World ride. But considering the state of the world, I'd settle for a movie substitute, Jurassic World: Dominion, the "epic conclusion of the Jurassic saga."

The Dinosaurs of Isla Nublar's shuttered theme parks roam freely around the world. Jurassic World's former operation manager, Claire Dearing (Bryce Dallas Howard), works for the "Dinosaur Protection Group," while she and raptor trainer Owen Grady (Chris Pratt) guard McGuffin girl Maisie Lockwood (Isabella Sermon) in the Sierra Nevada. The last raptor, Blue, somehow has an offspring, Beta. Beta and Maisie are targeted by the evil Biosyn company. Owen and Claire go globe-hopping when Biosyn's goons take them.

Biosyn's evil CEO Lewis Dodgson (Campbell Scott), who indirectly caused the Jurassic Park fiasco, is also investing in giant locusts that eat everything but his crops. JP survivors Ellie Sattler (Laura Dern), Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum) and Alan Grant (Sam Neill) investigate the matter in Biosyn's HQ. Owen and Claire end up there with pilot Kayla (DeWanda Wise). Both groups are endangered by Dodgson's machinations and the formerly extinct life there, especially its Giganotosaurus. 

A lot happens over its 146-minute runtime. The plot does struggle a bit with its loads and loads of humans and dinosaurs. Take Beta for instance; after she escapes Biosyn captivity, it takes a long while before she pops back up. It's easy to forget she was there. It's also hard to disseminate Biosyn's master plan when it has two. A few returning heroes and new villains become irrelevant once they reach Biosyn HQ. And no, I am not talking about the poacher who gets munched on.

Another dinosaur, the Therizinosaurus, is introduced slapping a deer away with its oversized claws. That audacious scene could have been a great intro for the main Dino villain. But other than menace Claire, its only significance is to tag with Rexy against the Giganotosaurus. The Giga should have had a few more scenes to establish its threat. 

A lot more could have happened too, including with the loose Dinosaur plotline. The opening does show the inconveniences of the new wildlife. But these problems fade away when the super locusts appear. The most we get after that is a scene in a Maltese Dino black market, which ends with carnivores on the loose. The ending shows Dinos & modern life co-existing and not much in between.

It's a lot easier once you ignore the intricacies. It's got plenty of great Dino action and moments (even if the Maltese chase is a bit overlong). The Therizinosaurus and fellow newcomer Pyroraptor make for spectacular Dino designs. The super locusts are creepy and their swarming around is nightmarish. The Velociraptors' CGI is still obvious after all this time, but the related Atrociraptors are much better realized. Once again, the Dino action is set to yet another spectacular score by Michael Giacchino.

There's some great character focus amidst the large cast. The best focus is on Dr. Wu (BD Wong), who has finally repented for his mistakes from the last films. Maisie also learns about her true genetic origins in a few good scenes. There's a nice scene where she helps a few mill workers redirect some errant Apatosauruses. Malcolm and Biosyn whistleblower Ramsay Cole (Mamoudou Athie) have some tense moments spilling the beans to our heroes amidst heavy security. Malcolm also has some of the best lines, again.

It promises to be the end of the Jurassic Saga. But who knows nowadays? As it stands, Dominion is a good way to spend a summer matinee as you wait further blockbusters. It works best if you don't ask questions and watch the Dinos. It's not a perfect movie but it's not unbearable. You can choose when and how to see it or even wait those further blockbusters. I'll be ready to review a few.

Top Gun: Maverick

Top Gun is pretty much the greatest fighter pilot movie ever made. A sequel would have a lot to live up to. It took my entire lifetime before that sequel, Top Gun: Maverick, finally flew in. I think it more than lives up to the hype.

The aptly named Maverick (Tom Cruise) has spent the past three decades refusing to rank up beyond Captain. The Navy finally decides to ground him for his maverickness until his old wingman Iceman (Val Kilmer), now the Pacific Fleet admiral, intervenes. Maverick gets sent back to the TOPGUN program as an instructor. His mission, which he has no choice but to accept, is to train the Navy's best pilots to fly in and destroy an unsanctioned uranium plant. Chief among the pilots is Rooster (Miles Teller), whose dad was Maverick's ill-fated RIO Goose (Anthony Edwards in the first film), and the egotistical Hangman (Glen Powell).

Maverick spends quite a bit of time training these recruits and annoying Vice-Admiral Cyclone (Jon Hamm) with his antics. He also finds time with former girlfriend Penny (Jennifer Connelly). Meanwhile, Rooster resents Maverick for keeping him out of the Naval Academy. They'll have to rely on each other to get through the mission alive.

Joseph Kisinski starts the film the same way Tony Scott started the first one: aboard a flight deck at daybreak as Harold Faltermeyer's famous anthem plays before Kenny Logins' Danger Zone kicks in. The building anticipation isn't as strong as the first film's scene but it's all right. It also looks nicer thanks to Claudio Miranda's cinematography. It's a good way to get us in the mood. The mood is kept going by Faltermeyer and his scoring collaborators, Hans Zimmer and Lady Gaga. 

The main mission is sure to amuse anyone who remembers The Dam Busters. Anyone who doesn't may recognize it as Star Wars on Earth (which is how the first film was pitched). Either way, you will get a kick out of its airborne sequences. There's plenty of hotshot antics in Maverick's flight school and the mission itself. Editor Eddie Hamilton builds up the suspense whenever Maverick or the others take to the skies. You'll guess right away, for example, that Rooster and Maverick will survive a firefight in an ammo-less F-14 with a "felon." How they survive will keep you guessing, and the payoff is thrilling. The visual effects also perfectly obfuscate the difference between a real plane and a mainly-CGI one.

Sure, if you've seen one hotheaded Tom Cruise character, you've seen them all. But Maverick is still a charismatic character after all this time. He tries to prove to himself and his superiors that he's still relevant. It's a compelling arc that keeps his invested for 131 minutes. He gets some laughs as he and Rooster try to sneak out of enemy territory and sadness as he visits the ill Iceman. Iceman's few raspy lines were reportedly constructed with an AI program (due to Kilmer's own ill-health) and it's a great touch to the already spectacular sound design.

Maverick's not the only Top Gun here. Rooster and the other recruits are a strong squad here. Rooster's plot is as compelling as Maverick's, while Hangman ultimately proves himself a good man despite his bravado. A few more highlights include Lewis Pullman as Bob, Monica Barbaro as Phoenix and Jay Ellis as Payback. Cyclone and Rear Admiral Hammer (Ed Harris) are acceptable and reasonable antagonists for Maverick to fly over. On the civilian front, Penny and her daughter Amelia (Lyliana Wray) bring some much-needed gravity to ground Maverick's ego. 

Anyone looking for a simple blockbuster will find it here. Top Gun: Maverick will thrill you on land and in the air. You won't get too lost if you lack either the pop-cultural osmosis or firsthand experience of the original. Its relatively simple plot is a rarity today. This is the kind of film that was made for the biggest screens possible. This is the kind of film made for holiday weekends. This is the kind of film summer was made for. Simply see it soon. It's just that good.