Dolittle

20th Century (Fox) has an interesting history with Hugh Lofting's whimsical veterinarian Doctor Dolittle. Their first attempt was a 1967 musical that nearly bankrupted them. Their second attempt was a 1998 Eddie Murphy vehicle that took the barest concept to modern times. Universal gets its shot at the character just as 20th Century Fox drops the Fox in its name. The end result is Dolittle.

John Dolittle (Robert Downey Jr) talks to the animals. He was a veterinarian until his wife was lost at sea. So he and his animal friends shun the world in their gigantic estate. One day, Tommy Stubbins (Harry Collett) accidentally shoots Kevin the Squirrel (Craig Robinson) and brings him to Dolittle. The same day, Lady Rose (Carmel Laniado) summons Dolittle to Buckingham. Queen Victoria (Jessie Buckley) is dying and she needs Dolittle's help. If she dies, Dolittle and his animal friends will be thrown out onto the streets.

Jip the Dog (Tom Holland) smells that someone poisoned Her Highness with nightshade. The only cure is the fruit of the Eden Tree, so Dolittle and his menagerie set off to find it. Tommy tags along, too. Meanwhile, the movie doesn't even try to hide that Jip's right on the money. The evil Lord Badgely (Jim Broadbent) and Dr. Mudfly (Michael Sheen) are behind it all. Dr. Mudfly sets off after Dolittle while Lord Badgely waits for the crown.

The film's director is a peculiar choice: Stephen Gaghan, who won an Oscar for writing Traffic, and who directed George Clooney to an Oscar in Syriana. Needless to say, it's unlike anything in his filmography. He and his co-writers have some good ideas buried in a frantic tone. It favors non-stop action and humor more than pathos. The climax is a long, crass joke, though it does allow for Dolittle to do a little doctoring. Tommy and Rose end up together despite barely sharing screentime together. Oh yeah, and at one point, an orangutan with "dance fever" shows up for a single shot. Where did he come from?

Downey Jr. does OK as Dolittle. His tragic past is set up perfectly in the animated prologue. But he's a doddering fool when we first see him in the flesh. That's a bit of a disconnect. But he quickly regains his wits when Tommy brings Kevin. We do see him affected by his past a few times. But the frantic tone blunts most of the potential drama's impact. The end was more "meh, OK" than "how moving."

Some of the supporting cast did better. The highlights are Emma Thompson as Polynesia the Parrot, Antonio Banderas as Dolittle's ex-father in law, King Rassouli, and Ralph Fiennes as Barry the Tiger. Marion Cotillard and Selena Gomez make the most of their painfully limited screentime as Tutu the Fox and Betsy the Giraffe. A few funny bits come from Kumail Nanjiani as Plimpton the Ostrich and John Cena as Yoshi the Polar Bear. The best bit character is a precocious lion cub.

The animals are mainly CGI creatures. They look like real animals and express themselves much like humans. A few shots, mainly of Polynesia flying, are obvious CGI, but everything else was good. Danny Elfman's score was OK, while the production and costume designs were fine. Moving on.

A lot of Dolittle's problems are traced to a nightmarish and protracted production. That includes the obvious dubbing throughout the film; nevermind that I barely noticed it while others did. It's an amusing matinee and nothing else. If you want to introduce Doctor Dolittle, in his original setting and without its most problematic content, to your kids, this is an OK start. But I'll bet much that a lot of better family films will come later this year.