Project Hail Mary

Over a decade after Matt Damon scienced out of Mars, Ryan Gosling sciences the sun out of oblivion in Project Hail Mary, another film screenwriter Drew Goddard adapted from an Andy Weir novel. Let's see what I thought about Phil Lord & Chris Miller's results.

Ryland Grace (Gosling) wakes up on the spaceship Hail Mary, woozy and amnesiac. He soon realizes that he's been sent to stop the microscopic Astrophage from blotting out the sun within thirty-years. Since the Astrophage haven't touched the local star Tau Centi, the Braintrust figured out that a solution is over there. Everyone else is dead, so it's up to Grace to save the day ...

He's not alone for long. An alien spaceship shows up, and Grace makes first contact with its lone occupant, a rock-spider from the Eridani Star System, whom he names Rocky (James Ortiz). The Eridians also have an Astrophage problem, so Rocky and Grace team up to save their planets. It doesn't take long for the two of them to communicate and survive in each other's atmospheres. But one misstep could fumble it all up. 

Throughout the film, Grace’s life on Earth unfolds in flashbacks as he pieces together his mission. A big chunk of it has Grace try to convince Braintrust head Eva Stratt (Sandra Hüller) that he's the wrong man for the job ("the not in Astronaut."). His whole mystery pretty much hinges on how they got him aboard. You'll be stunned by the answer, but it takes quite a while to get there, considering that this movie is 156 minutes long. It often feels longer, especially in its forty-minutes, where we have mostly just Grace by himself. We get to know his human co-starts a bit better down the line. While the cold, yet sympathetic Stratt is easily the standout, the doomed crewmates are mostly just there.

You can probably infer that Rocky is this film’s biggest asset, and you’d be right. Sure, Gosling’s performance is fun, which makes the slowness bearable, but it’s even better with Rocky. While their first contact is treated with reverence, everything else is mostly played for laughs once he and we get to know Rocky's exuberant personality. t’s pretty refreshing with how the two of them become friends and allies. They have no time for extensive quibbles, other than slight culture shock, or even a third-act misunderstanding. I call this tone optimistically pragmatic. Their chemistry is all the more tangible due to Rocky being an on-set puppet, with little digital touch-ups. You’ll be moved when the two of them risk their lives to save the other.

Let’s talk about the technicals a bit more. With Greig Fraser as the cinematographer, we’re treated to perhaps the most stunning depiction of space since Interstellar. The first appearance of Rocky’s gigantic ship against the relatively small Hail Mary is a highlight. Its other highlight is Grace’s spacewalk above the glowing green planet Tau Ceti e (aka Adrian). The spaceship designs are pretty neat, especially with their practical sets designed by Charlie Wood. Rocky's native chirping is the most unforgettable part of the sound design, even if everyone can't stand it. Even better on the ears is the soundtrack, which consists of an epic Daniel Pemberton score and a few fun needle drops.

If only the real world was as optimistically pragmatic as Project Hail Mary. Despite its issues, its technical goodness, Gosling's performance, and delightful tone, make it worth the space odyssey. It's way better than taking in the day's usual news. You have to see it on the biggest screen you can find and make it soon. I think I said enough.

The Alabama Solution

For some reason, Google thought that I posted this review in 1969. Here is my second, more successful attempt, to post it.

 The Alabama Solution, one of this year’s nominated Documentaries, was the other Oscar contender I saw on Saturday. I’ve been way late on this review, so let’s get into it.

It started innocently enough in 2019. Directors Andrew Jarecki and Charlotte Kaufman - the former a previous nominee for Capturing the Friedmans - were invited to film a revival at Easterling Correctional Facility in Alabama. The inmates approached them with horrific stories about their living conditions. They were tragically validated when prisoner Steven Davis was beaten to death by guards led by Roderick Gadson, allegedly when he tried to shiv them. 

A few other prisoners filmed those conditions with contraband cellphones. Their footage makes up a significant chunk of this documentary. The filmmakers also chronicle the 2022 prison strike, organized by inmate activists Robert Earl Council (aka Kinetik Justice) and Melvin Ray. Outside of prison, Davis's mother Sandy seeks justice, while Gov. Kay Ivey insists Alabama can solve their prison problem itself (which leads into the title). "When's that going to be?" you'll probably ask. The obvious answer is not soon enough.

It's an intentionally infuriating, and also captivating, profile of systemic corruption. The filmmakers first learn of Steven Davis when he's brought into the ICU; he's dead by the time they get there. They interview several inmates, including Davis’s cellmate, James Sales, as the guards breathe down their necks. It’s so tense that you’ll fear the worst happening mid-interview. What makes it worse is the revelation of the guards’ absolute authority over those who step even an inch out of line. Sales himself was murdered, with the State refusing to look into it further (Natural Causes, my foot).

The inside footage gives us an invaluable perspective into the inmates' daily lives. We actually see them getting beaten, the aftermath of an overdose or two, living with vermin, and generally living in misery. Whatever crimes they've committed, which they don't sugarcoat, aren't deserving of this punishment. Early on, we learn that Alabama's 14 prisons operate at 200% capacity with about the third of required staff. We also learn that these prisons have some of the highest murder, overdose and suicide rates in the nation. It just makes the news anchors we hear mocking the inmates during the strike all the more unsympathetic.

There has been talk - serious talk - of reform after The Alabama Solution. Alabama recently started construction on some "mega-prisons;" that's a start, but it doesn't take long to realize its likeliest problems. Once you experience this film, you'll be hoping for much more than that. Just because it is no longer Oscar season doesn't mean this documentary is irrelevant. Check it out on HBOMax, and you'll be shocked to see what its filmmakers have uncovered. It's time for a new movie year...

The Ugly Stepsister

 I saw two different Oscar nominees this past Saturday.

First up, The Ugly Stepsister, a Norwegian take on Cinderella directed by first-timer Emilie Blichfeldt. It premiered early last year, and it probably wouldn’t have registered on my radar had it not been shortlisted - then nominated - for Best Makeup and Hairstyling. Let’s finally look at it.

Once upon a time, in the Kingdom of Swedlandia, there lived a widow named Rebekka (Ane Dahl Torp), and her two daughters, Elvira (Lea Myren) and Alma (Flo Fagerli). One day, Rebekka marries Otto, a widower with his own daughter, Agnes (Thea Sofie Loch Næss). Otto immediately croaks; afterwards, Rebekka realizes that she and he were equally broke. Rebekka decides to give Elvira a makeover so that Prince Julian (Isac Calmroth) will choose her at the upcoming ball.

Agnes, whom you might have guessed is this movie’s Cinderella, has her dead mother helping her out. Elvira, meanwhile, is subjected to early beauty treatments. From getting her nose chiseled into shape to swallowing a tapeworm, Elvira hopes that her long road to beauty will be worth it. You already know how the fairytale's going to end, but Elvira still wants her happy ending. Prince Julian is a detestable cad, but Elvira doesn't seem to care ...

Its grotesque deconstruction of beauty may bring to mind The Substance. It’s not as overwhelming as that, but it’s still nastier in ways that The Brothers Grimm probably never thought to take Aschenputtel. Beauty is Pain, according to Elvira's surgeon (Adam Lundgren), and she hurts a lot. It gets even more horrific if you're already familiar with early beauty practices - like foot-binding. It gets especially absurd in the climax. Its makeup team, headed by Oscar-nominees Thomas Foldberg and Anne Cathrine Sauerberg, truly shine when they depict Elvira’s deterioration by tapeworm. Let's just say that it works too well for her.

It gets easy on the eyes and ears when it wants to, though. Elvira's rose-tinted daydreams of Prince Julian, even after we meet the real him, are pretty amusing. While the climax is brutal, it's also wonderfully edited and shot as Elvira ineffectually rushes to get to Julian first. The Royal Page accidentally taking Elvira's name as "Von Stepsister" is one of the film's best and cleanest jokes. The elaborate sets and costumes, designed by Sabine Hviid and Manon Rasmussen, would fit in with a more conventional Cinderella story. Jon Erik Kaada and Vilde Tuv's energetic synth score probably wouldn't, but it's still a fun listen.

A lot of the characters - namely Rebekka, Julian & his buddies, and even headmistress Ms. Sophie (Cecelia Forss) - have some ugly personalities. Rebekka goes without saying, Ms. Sophie provides the tapeworm (after she says it's on the inside that counts), and Julian & his buddies are repulsive. Agnes is a lot more arrogant than Cinderella usually is, but you can't blame her for being upset as Rebekka spends more on Elvira's "beauty" than a funeral for Otto. Oh, by the way, Otto spends most of the movie rotting away in his castle (it's also not pretty). Thankfully, it's not only easy to sympathize with Elvira's ordeal, but with Alma as she looks to escape this nightmare. You'll definitely be hoping for a happy ending for them.

Well, in case you're interested, The Ugly Stepsister is ready to scream on your favorite service. One of them, Shudder, is its main distributor, while Hulu is where I went to. It's not for everyone, but it's still a unique take on a long-told tale. Still, I won't blame you if you seek more conventional Cinderellas. I've said enough.

2025 Animated Oscar Shorts

And now, you get to see what I thought about this year’s Oscar-nominated Animated Shorts, with one extra.

The Three Sisters (Dir. Konstantin Bronzit) - Once upon a time, there were three sisters who lived in three houses, packed together on their own tiny island. They rent out one of their houses after they lose all their money in a fight with seagulls. Enter a gruff sailor, whom one of the sisters likes … as do the others. That’s basically it, but it’s still good fun. It’s pretty charming as we see the sisters’ lives brighten with the sailor around (he finds their money!). It’s got some great gags, often punctuated by the sailor’s “heh!” (his only “dialogue,” provided by Bronzit himself). Its sound design is unusually appealing, while its final twist is cleverly amusing. It’s one of my choices for the award.

Forevergreen (Dir. Nathan Engelhardt and Jeremy Spears) - An orphaned bear cub is adopted by a living tree. The tree raises the cub on seeds and love. The cub is led astray by potato chips and garbage and accidentally starts a forest fire. The tree makes the ultimate sacrifice. It’s got a unique wood-carving CGI style, though apparently there’s some practical animation in there (I couldn’t tell where). Its characters are likable, even when the cub goes through his potato chip phase. Some might find it a bit heavy-handed, especially with it closing on a certain Biblical quote, but it’s still a sweet story.

The Girl Who Cried Pearls (Dir. Chris Lavis and Maciek Szczerbowski) - An old man (Colm Feore) tells his granddaughter about his days as a poor orphan in Montreal. Back then, he lived next to a family consisting of an old man, his evil wife, and his daughter from his first marriage, the titular girl. He sold her tears to a crooked pawnbroker, who told him to fetch some more, even if it meant making her cry himself. 

It’s artistically exquisite, from the elaborate sets to the super-smooth stop-motion characters. Its engaging story has us question the fantastical narrative with a late twist. But the twist mostly flew past me, while others might purposefully ignore it. The narrator says he made the girl smile with a box of chocolates; the emotionless puppets in the flashbacks don’t let us see it for ourselves. That’s the only thing that took me out of the short. It’s still a minor quibble in this unforgettable short.

At this point, the program warned its audience that the following nominees weren’t family friendly.

Butterfly (Dir. Florence Miailhe) - A short biopic of French swimmer Alfred Nakache. He competed in the 1936 Berlin Olympics, ostracized as an Algerian Jew, banned from competing after the Nazis took over France, and ultimately sent to Auschwitz with his wife and daughter. He made it out - his family didn’t - and competed in the 1948 London Olympics. His memories, visualized by stunning glass paintings, literally flow by as he swims in the ocean. They tell a powerful narrative; one highlight being when his teammates walked off with him after his ban (what humanity). It’s enough to get one interested in a full-length biopic, even if it would lack this one’s artistry. This is the current critical favorite for the award, and you’ll understand why once you see it for yourself (which you can on YouTube via the Jewish Film Institute).

Retirement Plan (Dir. John Kelly) - Ray (Domhnall Gleeson), an old man, narrates about everything he wants to do when he retires. And everything he’d like to do. And everything he’d like to persuade himself that he’d like. Once he realizes what that entails. And, just for fun, what he’d like to do when he’s dead. It’s the most simplistic short in the lineup, both artistically and lengthily (seven minutes). And yet, it’s the most relatable. Ray’s monologue will have one reflecting on the state of their lives, especially if they’re anywhere close to his presumed age. Him planning to haunt an old school enemy prevents this from ending on a downer. This is my other choice for the award.

And, unlike last year, there was one runner-up in the program. This one was family friendly.

Eiru (Dir. Giovanna Ferrari) - This offering from Cartoon Saloon played in some theaters with Little Amelie (not mine, unfortunately). In it, Eiru, a young Viking girl, wants to be the biggest, baddest of them all. But her already giant kinsmen agree that she’s not there yet. When their well dries up, Eiru is small enough to go down there and investigate. She and two other kids from neighboring tribes find magic down there. It's got some splendid art direction, likable characters (even Eiru's boorish kinsmen), and some good points in its nine minutes. A few things might make the most sense if you share Cartoon Saloon's affinity for Irish mythology. As with Butterfly, it's enough to get one interested in a feature expansion. But right now, I'm interested in seeing it again. The sooner the better.

Maybe I’ll get to another nominee before Sunday. Maybe not. But that’s all for now.

2025 Documentary Oscar Shorts

 My local theater got the Oscar Short Packages really late this year. I already dealt with this year’s live-action lineup, so here are the documentaries:

Perfectly a Strangeness (Dir. Alison McAlpine): Three donkeys - Palermo, Roberto and Palaye - walk around La Silla Observatory in Chile. They just live their lives, while we view the desert, especially when illuminated by the night sky (filmed by Nicolas Canniccioni). Its story isn’t tangible, by human standards, but it’s still charming. The donkeys are enjoyable, while the imagery is nothing less than stunning. It’s easily the biggest crowd-pleaser of the bunch, even if by default. Everything else is heavy:

The Devil is Busy (Dir. Geeta Gandbhir and Christalyn Hampton) - A Day in the life of an Atlanta women’s health clinic, as its staff - including security chief Tracii - navigate a post-Roe v Wade world. 

Gandbhir, already nominated for The Perfect Neighbor, spotlights some of the staff, such as their receptionist, an OBGYN, and especially Tracii herself. How they deal with the State’s narrow time limit & violent protesters potentially lurking around humanize the subject. Tracii's history is especially sobering. These stories make the clinic's frequent protesters - the kind who preach fire and brimstone - all the more unsympathetic. This short might help one reflect on their own past views on the subject. Its timely story might make it an easy winner, but there's a good case for the next two.

Armed Only with A Camera: The Life and Death of Brent Renaud (Dir. Brent & Craig Renaud) - Documentarian and Photojournalist Brent Renaud was killed in Ukraine shortly into Russia’s invasion. His brother, Craig, and producer Juan Arredondo (who was injured in the fatal attack) eulogize him here. 

Brent gets a co-director credit since it presents his footage from around the world (like Haiti after the Earthquake). That’s augmented by home movies of him growing up, playing with his dog as an adult, and his survivors preparing his funeral. His life with autism makes his story especially relatable. By the time it got to the funeral, where the pastor title drops during his eulogy, I already knew my choice. All in all, it's a pretty emotional tribute to a man who meant so much to others. 

All The Empty Rooms (Dir. Joshua Seftel) - CBS’s Steve Hartman and Photographer Lou Bopp travel around the US to photograph the bedrooms of school shooting victims. The short has them visit their last three destinations (so far). During which, we're presented some compelling profiles of these rooms' occupants. They're all moving tributes to not just who they were, but who they could have been. It's equally interesting to see Hartman deal with the stress of his "side project," which often has him away from his family. It's enough to get me interested to see the actual CBS story this all led to (which is briefly spotlighted here). It's also sobering to think about how this social problem still persists to this day. 

Children No More: “Were and Are Gone” (Dir. Hilla Medalia) - We follow a group of activists, who hold weekly silent vigils in Tel Aviv to memorialize the Palestinian kids killed in the Gaza war. They press on despite the often-vocal outrage of passersby. It's a sobering subject, but it's also admirable to see them commit to their cause. Their methods seem pretty reasonable, even as their hecklers' responses are anything but that. It gets tense as they're forced to disband mid-vigil - which is quite common. Some of its most poignant anecdotes are on how the organizers find info about each victim. If there's any flaw, it's that it's not too thorough about the victims (as the last two shorts were about their subjects). But overall, I think it's just fine.

You can expect to hear about the Animated Shorts before the ceremony.

The Bride!

 Next month, Warner Bros gets a shot at reinventing The Mummy, nearly a decade after Universal’s Dark Universe debacle. This month, Warner Bros gets its shot at reinventing The Bride of Frankenstein, which is now The Bride! Here she comes, as re-imagined by Maggie Gyllenhaal…

Mary Shelley herself appears in the afterlife. She introduces us to Ida, who like her, is played by Jessie Buckley. She’s a Chicago gal during the Great Depression who parties with dangerous men, including mob boss Lupino (Zlatko Burić). But then, Mary herself possesses Ida for some weirdness, which ends when one of Ida’s acquaintances accidentally pushes her down the stairs. It should be noted that Shelley herself featured in the original The Bride of Frankenstein; needless to say, that film’s framing device was much less bonkers.

Meanwhile, Mr. Frankenstein (Christian Bale) comes to town looking for love. He gets Dr. Euphronius (Annette Benning) to dig up a corpse to reanimate, which happens to be Ida’s. Frank gaslights her into becoming his bride. Before long, they’re running around the country like an un-dead Bonnie and Clyde. Still, Frank would rather imagine himself as his favorite movie star, Ronnie Reed (Jake Gyllenhaal), than rob banks. The police are still on their trail, though. 

What else do we also have here? There's a pair of screwball comedy detectives, Jake Wiles (Peter Sarsgaard) and Myrna Mallow (Penelope Cruz), leading the investigation. There's Lupino's creepy fascination with tongues (don't ask). The Bride inspires a social movement. The Frankensteins are chased out of a movie house by an actual torches-and-pitchforks mob. At one point, they even possess a crowd for a dance number set to a Jazzy rendition of Puttin' on the Ritz (yes, really). Its wild mood swings make some of its dramatic points and important themes hard to care about. Lupino, despite being a justifiably threatening big bad, is bizarrely left on the narrative sidelines for most of it (thankfully, he gets his comeuppance in the mid-credits).

With Oscar voting having closed yesterday, this oft-kilter movie won't do anything to affect the Oscar chances of Buckley and Del Toro's Frankenstein. If nothing else, it might validate Buckley's upcoming award. Her bombastic performance as The Bride, which sees her wildly mood swing and monologue, is truly impressive. As for Frank himself, Bale's cockney thug is an interesting contrast to Elordi's nominated eloquent Creature. It's delightful watching him appeal to Euphronius's nature as a card-carrying mad scientist when they undertake the plan. The Frankensteins' relationship is hard to follow at times, but it's mostly all right. Jake's relationship with Ida, however, is a revelation that's just there.

A few key personnel from the Joker movies, Lawrence Sher and Hildur Guðnadóttir, are on the staff here. It's easy to recognize the similarities, from The Frankensteins' dynamic to their splendidly gritty world. Guðnadóttir's haunting score is exquisite, while some impressive CGI helps augment Karen Murphy's practical sets. The makeup team and Sandy Powell collaborate nicely to create The Bride's wild look. There's a slightly amusing running gag about red hair, alluding to Elsa Lanchester's actual on-set hair color in The Bride of Frankenstein. It's still neat trivia, though.

You can walk down the box-office aisle if you want. If anything, The Bride is a film that needs to be seen to be believed, though you might not believe it afterwards. It's a weird movie, for sure, but there should have been some concise method to its madness. If you like it better than me, then that's fine. I'll respect that. But I got to get to the next reviews.

2025 Live-Action Oscar Shorts

 All five of this year’s Oscar-nominated shorts are available to watch legally. Only one of them I had to pay for (it wasn’t much). Here they are:

The Singers (Dir. Sam A. Davis) - Based on Ivan Gugenev’s short story, we see a bunch of guys in a bar drinking away. One guy (Will Harrington) keeps pestering the other barflies for change. So, the bartender (Mike Young) offers him a free beer and 100 bucks if he out-sings one of his other regulars - an old man (Chris Smither). The same goes for everyone else. A few surprising challengers emerge. That’s basically it. 

Nobody here has a name, so I had to look up the cast to put names to faces. It’s still easy to like these guys even without the luxury of exposition. They not only have a way with playful insults but a way with music as well. The Bartender’s mournful rendition of Unchained Melody moves his barflies to embrace him; he might just move you too. One other contender bows out before anyone can hear him, which is kind of a bummer. The film ending on another contender joining in might just be its best joke (second best is a cameo by Billy the Bass). You’ll just have to see it for yourself.

Where to Watch: Netflix

Jane Austen’s Period Drama (Dir. Julia Aks and Sam Pinder) - At the climax of an Austen-pastiche, the dashing Mr. Dickley (Ta'imua) proposes to Ms. Essie Talbot (Aks). There’s just one thing standing in their way - it’s her time of the month. Unfamiliar with this matter, Dickley assumes the worst, and rushes her home to her family for treatment. Her sisters (Samantha Start & Nicole Alyse Nelson) encourage her to play up her injuries for sympathy. Essie tries another approach - communication. It’s super-effective!

You’d be surprised how enjoyable this seemingly one-joke film is. Its farcical plot, which includes Essie and her sisters arguing over whether to kill a chicken, is hysterical. The side characters, like their father (Hugo Armstrong), are all enjoyable. Mr. Dickley is a handsome dunce, but he’s sweet-natured and eager to learn. But it’s also quite insightful - everything clears up easily once Essie explains this truth nobody wants to universally acknowledge. It’s a good way to keep the joke from going too long, but it’s also a great way to promote proper communication between couples.

I had my eye on this short once I saw it on December’s shortlist. If, for no other reason, than a relatively recent Documentary Short Winner - 2018’s Period. End of Sentence. They were willing to award a film on this topic before, and with this one’s unique premise, I figured they might do so again. I was right they’d nominate it. Let’s see if they’ll go all the way.

Where to Watch: Aks’ Youtube

A Friend of Dorothy (Dir. Lee Knight) - One day, 87-year-old Dorothy (Miriam Margolyes) meets 17-year-old J.J. (Alistair Nwachukwu) when he kicks his football (the UK kind, so Soccer) into her garden. Realizing that he’s an aspiring actor, Dorothy lets J.J. read from her play collection. He soon becomes her good friend until the very end. When the short opens, J.J. and Dorothy’s grandson Scott (Oscar Lloyd) attend the reading of her will, where both get a few surprises.

This is a relatively simple feel-good short. Margoyles is quite the character as Dorothy, while newcomer Nwachukwu is quite likable as J.J. It’s so nice to see their inter-generational friendship play out. Them bonding over plays was especially appealing to me since I also collect published plays. I’d probably feel right at home there. That aside, it seems narratively incomplete, with it bypassing anything close to Dorothy’s last day. Still, what I saw was enough to interest me in a possible feature adaptation. I’m sure you might feel the same. Buckle up, because the next shorts aren’t that crowd-pleasing.

Where to Watch: Attitude Magazine on Youtube

Butcher’s Stain (Dir. Meyer Levinson-Blount) - Shortly into the recent Israel-Hamas war, Samir (Omar Sameer), a supermarket butcher, is summoned to the manager’s office. It seems somebody keeps knocking down the posters featuring the Israeli hostages in the break room. Everyone suspects the Arab Israeli Samir as that somebody. He decides to get to the bottom of this mystery. 

This topically relevant short might seem like the obvious winner. Then again, that mindset was why I underestimated the last two winners’ chances. Still, it’s a pretty suspenseful short as we’re left wondering if Samir will find the culprit, or if he’ll fly off the handle before he can. We’re given a few suspects, such as a smug co-worker (Levinson-Blount), but we ultimately learn there’s a tragically simple explanation. While one could wish for an easy resolution here, to do so might just be a cop-out. It probably ends a bit happier than the next short.

Where to Watch: Vimeo; rental via distributor Premium Films

Two People Exchanging Saliva (Dir. Natalie Musteata and Alexandre Singh) - In a world where kissing is a capital crime, toothpaste is a banned substance, and people barter by letting themselves be slapped, we find Malaise (Luàna Bajrami), a newbie concierge at a Parisian department store. On the cusp of turning twenty-five, she meets Angine (Zar Amir Ebrahimi), an older housewife. This business relationship soon turns personal, with a bit of romantic thrown in. They’ll have to keep things discreet to avoid being found out. 

This is basically Carol if either Wes Anderson or the Coen Brothers directed it. It’s bleakly absurd, stylistically shot in black-and-white and it even comes with narration (by Vicky Krieps). Probably the best joke here is its blunt character names - Malaise’s jealous boss being Pétulante (Aurélie Boquien), for example. It also showcases a decently compelling relationship between Malaise and Angine, which is sadly over too quickly. And it’s the longest short here at 36 minutes! Still, I could see this winning based on its presentation alone. 

Where to Watch: The New Yorker on Youtube.

You can expect reviews of the nominated Documentary and Animated Shorts very soon. I’ll check them out in the theatrical packages starting Saturday. Look forward to them.

Arco

 Arco, the feature debut of graphic novelist Ugo Bienvenu (System Preference), rounds out this year’s animated Oscar lineup. Let’s finally see how it is.

In the 30th century, people live like The Jetsons and travel in time with rainbow robes. Our hero, Arco, is too young to join his parents and sister on their travels. So, he steals his sister’s time-traveling gear and heads off to the Jurassic. But he only gets as far as 2075, where catastrophic weather is about the average, but people can wait it out in protective bubbles. That’s where he meets Iris, a girl his own age.

Arco and Iris spend the rest of the movie trying to get him back to the future. They face a few complications, such as Arco missing his time-traveling diamond, a trio of bumbling alien-hunters (Flea, Will Farrell and Andy Samberg) who have it, Iris’s robot housekeeper Mikki (Mark Ruffalo & Natalie Portman; the latter is also one of the producers), and a looming wildfire. That’s pretty much it.

As I previously said, this movie is French, rather than an anime as Amazon thinks it is. You still might see shades of Hayao Miyazaki as Arco soars through the sky, talks to birds and spends time with Iris. And much like a Miyazaki film, it's visualized with a splendid color palette and marvelous scenery. Its human designs are more realistic than Miyazaki's, as if they were traced from actual people, but they're easy to get used to. Mikki's design is transplanted from System Preference, as if one of its drawings came to life (yeah, that's basically animation, but still). It's pretty easy to guess the narrative mechanics during its 88-minutes, but they left me wanting to know more.

Arco and Iris carry the film wonderfully with their friendship. It's fun to see them learn about each other's time periods, stage his first attempts to fly home, and even evade the robo law. It's hard to feel nothing when it's finally time for Arco to go - especially after a major twist lands. Meanwhile, the three stooges are basically this film's Team Rocket, but they're not only harmless but are actually nice guys. The actual villain surprisingly enough is Mikki, even if it doesn't realize it's doing more harm than good. Then again, Arco's ahead of time existence caused it to crash earlier, so maybe it's a bit justified? Still, despite their faults, you wouldn't want harm on anyone here. Someone doesn't make it to the end, though.

Anything else? I thought there would be a deeper meaning to Mikki speaking with the voices of Iris's mostly absent parents (Portman and Ruffalo are also them). But that's not explained here. The catastrophic weather of Iris's present is the film's scariest imagery. It's only a few decades away, and considering the monster snowstorm the Northeast just had, who knows how long before the weather then will be the weather now. 

Anyway, I leave it to you to see Arco whenever and however you can. It may be short, and a bit slight for some tastes, but it's still sweet and splendid. Next up, I'll begin looking into this year's bunch of nominated shorts. But I've said enough here.